Screw it, didn't want to get up at six anyway. Here's the next chapter.
Eunos Press Chapter 2
Page. 17 Header: Kagami has obtained the title of “Queen of Tsundere”!
Ka: Hey!
Ka: What is it all of a sudden!?
Ko: Hmmm….
Ka: Wha-, what?
Ko: This would be perfect.. if only there were some breasts.
Ka: Th-, that’s enough out of you!
Ko: Miyuki-san is really the best example of that~. (he he)
Page 18: Ko: The volume is overwhelming!!
Mi: Eeek! (a great big “grope”. Ahh, doujinshi)
Ko: And such gentleness!! (tr. Note: uh… maybe)
Tsu: Gentle…ness?
Ko: It was said by a certain elementary school student.
Background: Breast in the eight percentile are capable of great gentleness. (tr. Note: pretty unsure about this one. Is this a quote from somewhere? Any advice is appreciated.)
Tsu: (What the…) (tr. Note: if any has a better translation of “dondake”, please comment. I’m having trouble figuring out the best way to use it.)
Ko: These breasts are the key to world peace~
Mi: Sto… Izumi-san, please stop… ah!
Page 19: Ko: Spare some kindness for me as well~
(“squeeze”’s in the bottom two balloons, plus a nibble for Miyuki’s ear)
Tsu: No fair, Kona-chan! Me too~
Ka: What is this? Breast, breasts!
Ka: I’m no match for Miyuki’s figure, but…
Ka: I want Konata to also…I…
Ka: I’ve made up my mind!
Ka: I’m-
Ka: I’m gonna grow up!
Page 20: (stunned silence)(tr. Note: I think that’s the best; I certainly don’t think it’s something “cool or refreshing” like my onomatopoeia refence says.)
Ko: Are you… a little kid?
Ka: N, no! That’s not it at all!
Ka: I’m saying I’ll make my b- b- breasts bigger!
Background: (Woaaahh.)
Ko: But that really sounds like the words of a dumb kid, huh?
Ka: Shut up!
Page 21: Sign: Library
Ka: So? How should I do it, Miyuki!?
(bam!)
Mi: Huh?!
Mi: I- I- I’m not really… I never really did anything special, but… (jiggle)
Ka: Didn’t even need to try, huh…
Mi: The generally accepted theory is… (umm…)
Mi: First, improve your eating habits.
Mi: Protein, Vitamin A, Thymine (tr. Note: katakana reads “chiamin”, so I’m guessing thymine, unless anyone has any suggestions), riboflavin, and Vitamin E.
I’ve been told that including lots of these in the ingredients you intake can facilitate breast growth.
Background: Eggs, Milk (on milk carton: Tasty Milk), Vegetables rich in beta-carotene
Mi: However, the growth won’t be limited to just your breasts.
Mi: Because people can not exceed a fixed nutritional limit in one sitting, I don’t think you can hope for a pinpoint effect.
Page 22: Mi: Therefore…
Mi: Beliefs such as “When you drink milk your chest will expand”, are in reality similar superstitions. (Not untrue, per se, but…) (on Tsukasa’s juice carton: milk. Tr. Note: Odd, considering it’s marked v8, but that’s what it says)
(Psshhh!, or other spitting sound effect).
Tsu:(Aah! Onee-chan, I’m sorry!)
(Wipe wipe)
Ko: Well well! (bam!)
Ko: If there’s a rub, rub your way out! (tr. Note: this was a pun on a problem (mome) and to rub, massage (momu), which share the same kanji. This is my pathetic attempt to translate it.)
Sage advice, right? (bg: Ta-dah!)
Ka: (What the heck?)
Mi: Ah, yes. Massaging your chest is a famous method for improving breast size. (I don’t know whose words those are, though…)
Page 23: Mi: Massaging the lymph nodes will stimulate the mammary glands and accelerate the release of female hormones, so I think that you can reliably expect to increase your breast size that way. (Oooohhh!)
Mi: Though rather than the breasts,
Mi: You should stimulate this area for the best result. (Do it everyday in the bath and elsewhere.)
Ko: Breast check! (Tr. Note. No idea on this one. Says mammary gland ramee ramee, but I have no clue what “ramee” means. Any help is appreciated.)
(rub rub)
Ka: Don’t check me!
Mi: Afterwards, it’s important to wear the appropriate bra.
Mi: Your old size won’t fit anymore, when…
Ka: (gulp…)
Page 24: Mi: Your chest fat migrates towards your stomach.
Ka: That’s what I was afraid of!
Mi: In order to adjust the shape and fight against gravity, make sure to properly check your chest size and wear the correct bra size.
Ka and Tsu: SIR YES SIR!
Ka: (rub)
Ka: Alright!.. (bg: go go go; basically an “ominous” sound effect, like a rumbling)
Page 25: Ka: I really said I’d increase my bust size, huh? But…
Ka: I sure as hell didn’t ask you to help me in class!
(grope grope)
Ko: What are you saying, Kagami? Whatever doesn’t kill makes us stronger! Time is power, right?
Ka: I don’t know what your talking about!!
Ka: Ah, no… Stop…
Ka. Noo… this is too…
(Sigh, more gropes)
Page 26: Ka: It’s so embarrassing being seen like this! But…
Guy: Wait, Izumi!
Guy: Your small hands can’t handle this! Let me take over!
Ko: ...Who are you?
Guy: Your classmate… you know?
Ko: Have I met you before?
Guy: Even though I was in the annual bonus issue!? (on book: Lucky Star Fan Book)
Guy: I’ll be the only one to unlock your potential. (Sexually, if you know what I mean.)
Ka: I..
Page 27:Ka: I don’t know who the hell you are, but stop bothering us!
Guy: Wouldn’t it normally be a boooyyy!
Ko: Hm-hmm…
Ka: Ga!
Ko: Yes, yes, the obstacle went away~
Ka: N-, no, that’s not what-
Ko: It’s muscle training, so don’t make any funny noises, Kagami~
Ka: How is this muscle training!?
Narration: This kind of feeling of love (?) motivated special training continued day after day-
Narration: One month later
Page 28: Ko: Well then, it’s time to see the fruits of our special training! (hmph!)
Ka: Konataa… (off-panel)
Ka: (sniff)
Ko: Huh?
Ka: They didn’t get any bigger at aaaalll! (
Ko: Wha!?
Ka: I did nothing but eat and got fat… so… I exercised a ton… (sniff)(hiccup)
Background: (sob)
By Ko: (mmph!)
Page 29: Ko: Ah… In other words, you’re saying you burned too much fat?
Ka: Yeah… (It was like a boot camp…)
Ko: But hey, even though you didn’t grow, isn’t it still okay?
Ka: Eh?
Ko: You got pretty slim, didn’t you?
Ka: Bu…
Ko: That’s a sort of ideal figure, isn’t it?
Ka: But but but!
Ka: You said you like girls with big ones, right!?
Ko: So it’s my fault, huh… (thwack!)(thwack!)
Tsu(off panel): Kona-chaaaan! (snap!)
Page 30: Ko: What the!? (jiggle)
Ko: So the little sister’s ended up growing, huh… (And how…)
Tsu:(Didn’t they?)
Ko: This is… well…
Ko: So self-restraint actually backfired?
Ka: Don’t say it… (sob)
Narration: Tsukasa has obtained the title of “Imperial Ultimate Weapon Dynamite Miko”!
Tsu: (I just ate and slept~)(jiggle)
Page 31: Mi: (Really?)
Tsu: (Really!)
Ko: Kagami…
Ka: What is it!? You should just leave me alone and play around or whatever with those two!
Ko(off panel): I can’t leave you alone.
Ko: Because… Kagami was trying her best, wasn’t she?
Page 32: Ka: Sniff… Aaah
Ka: Waaaahhhh! (Tr. Note: bawwww!)
Ko: There, there. Don’t cry. I’ll give Kagami a new title. (Okay?) (Bg: There, there)
Narration: Kagami has obtained the title of “It’s regrettable... but! The Strength-Trained Muscular Miko”!
Ka: What!?
Ko: Alright, applause! (clap clap clap)
Ka: I don’t want that sort of title!
Page 33:(Tr. Note: I’m going to reveal to my shame that I don’t exactly remember the opening dialog of the Lucky Star op, which this parodies. If anyone wants to edit this into something a bit more accepted, go for it. Konata’s line I the same, while Kagami’s merges the first part of her line with Tsukasa’s)
Ko: All right, let’s start!
(rub rub)
Ka: Seriously funga!
Same drill as last time. Amateur translator, criticism and advice welcomed, etc. I’ll try to keep releasing these when I have time, but I prefer to release them a chapter at a time, so I doubt I’ll do more than one a week.